Bella Swan Sue is the author's self insert main character of the insanely popular Twilight Series. She is in love lust over the sexalicous Edward Cullen who can't read her mind because she's as unique as a snowflake (and even if he could, there wouldn't be anything to read). She is described, in Stephenie Meyers' own words: "very fair-skinned, with long, straight, dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. Her face is heart-shaped—a wide forehead with a widow's peak, large, wide-spaced eyes, prominent cheekbones, and then a thin nose and a narrow jaw with a pointed chin. Her lips are a little out of proportion, a bit too full for her jaw line. Her eyebrows are darker than her hair and more straight than they are arched. She's five foot four inches tall, slender but not at all muscular, and weighs about 115 pounds. She has stubby fingernails because she has a nervous habit of biting them." Aside from her perfect physical apperance, Bella is has no flaws in her personality other then being a total bitch; Meyer's tries to bullshit her way around the whole mary-sue thing by making Bella super clumsy which in the end fails, since Bella become super graceful when she becomes a vampire (and clumsiness isn't even a real flaw). Her full name, Isabella Swan, translate into 'beautiful swan' which is another trait of a mary-sue. You just lost The Game.

Why Bella is a Mary-Sue Edit

  • Being a self-insert of the author.
  • Loved by everyone in Forks even though she's a new student. (I don't remember high school being like that :|)
  • Having no flaws- according to Meyer- other then being clumsy as hell (even though she a stupid, bitch who is lusting after Edward and his sparkles).
  • Being so unique and special that Edward can't read her thoughts.
  • Being the main focus of most of the vampies and/or werewolves in all four books even though she's just some stupid human who just wants to do it with Edward and have their demonic spawn bursts out of her belly.
  • Being a weak-willed girl who that is so depandant on Edward that she tries to commit suicide because he leaves her (apparently to protect her from himself. lolwut)
  • She's boring.