This faggotry was written by Stephenie Meyer after she had a wet dream about a sparkling boy and a Mary Sue-self insert. Her lack of seckz made her write Twilight in a sad attempt of badfiction. She got published.
The book cover. Ryuk wants his apples back.
Plot[]
Mary Sue arrives to small town Forks. It's raining. She BAAWWS.
Charlie: Hello Bella!
Bella: STFU Charlie! You Suck! The rain sucks! Forks sucks!!!1
Ms. Speshul Snowflake first day in Forks High.
Eric: Hi!
Bella: GTFO Nerd!!
Mike: Hi!
Bella: Hello LOLOLOLOL!!
Mary Sue meets sparkling boy.
Bella: ZOMG!! *swoons*
Edward: *sparkle*
The rest of the book
Bella: ILU<3!
Edward: I'm dangerous stay away from me!
Bella: No.
Edward: Lulz 'K ILU2!
Plot An Hero.
That poor cow.
Fangirls[]
Mostly teens and pre-teens, if not, cougars. Analogous to a landmine, if it is tripped/hears "I don't like Twilight," explodes in rage to defend the cashcow, their AMAYZING BUUUUK, and what their sorry lives have started to revolve around.
Twimoms[]
Imagine your mom jizzing her pantz for your 17 year old friend. He uses glitter. They think stalking is hot
and age means nothing to them. A lot like Stephenie Meyer, actually.
Sane Fans[]
They are rare, some say possibly extinct. But they still exist. If you find one pet it.
Antis[]
Some are in it for teh lulz, some for teh logic. Some are in it for both.