Kookie is a user on TSDC who joined in January, 2009. She was the second person to become an Mmm (after Mmm Cookies). She was once a Twilight fan, but one day, she googled Twilight Sucks and her life was never the same. She enjoys AVPM, Disney movies, Calvin and Hobbes, banning, and many other things that she's too lazy to think of. You just lost The Game {five times here}. SHE HAS AN AMAZING TUMBLR. FACT.

You can usually find Kookie in the WAYT thread, Chit Chat, and Forum Games (Mostly in the "Ban the Above Poster" thread). You can also see her posting occasionally in other places, too, mainly the Twilight section.

The GameEdit

She loses the game a lot. In fact, she made a board causing people to lose the game. If you're reading this, then you lost the game. If you don't know what the game is, then go die in a ditch, bitch Google it

But really...Edit

In real life, she is a socially awkward fifteen year old who could pass off as twelve and is obsessed with Harry Potter, AVPM/S, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, animated Disney movies (with Princess and the Frog and Tangled being her favorites), and My Immortal, cuz she's totes goffik ritge?. She does lose the game way too much. She also rarely talks about those obsessions except AVPM, HP, and My Immortal, because that would make her a poser if she didn't.

She once did the non-alcoholic version of the My Immortal drinking game. She got to chapter 31. She's tough enough to enter theSalty Spitoon .

Personal QuotesEdit

Kookie changes her personal quote way too many times. Here's a list of most of them, for anyone who cares.


You fools! You ludacris fools!

There is no way we are going to lose to Slytherin or Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.

Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

The Game: You just lost it.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Is that crosshatching I detect?


That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.